Product
Sharon Sloane Latex Collection Triple Thrillers
Cost
£22.95
Packaging
Plain and to the point - it shows the body of a woman (minus her head for some reason) wearing a strap-on and clutching the Triple Thrillers in a rather menacing fashion.
What it promises...
Judging by the box and the evil grin my girlfriend gave me - pain. No writing on the box to suggest you can expect otherwise.
What it looks like
Black rubber cow's udders. Very smelly black rubber cow's udders too. The smell of rubber was overwhelming, though the sparse instructions inside the box do say 'It is advisable to wash the garment first'. Too right we did.
What you're supposed to do with it...
To begin with, we didn't know what to do with all the dildos. One Thriller goes inside the woman (this is inside the rubber pants) while the other two attachments are outside. As a man, I was a bit concerned as I only had space for one of the spare Thrillers. After a lot of pondering we finally figured out it's actually designed for two women, not one woman and a man. Doh.
Was it easy to assemble?
My girlfriend said it was a bit painful to put on, but that was probably because she got a size Small, and the rubber caught painfully on her pubes a few times. Have to say she looked quite good in it, though, especially after we'd buffed it up with some latex shiner.
How long does it take to orgasm using this product?
If you like this sort of thing, probably no time at all. But as I only let her within a few centimetres of me, we didn't. It didn't matter how much lube I had in front of me, the dildos still looked far too big and far too rubbery to find refuge up my ass. And as I said, it's made for woman-on-woman action as opposed to woman-on-man... the third one gets in the way a bit.
Will you use it again?
Never. She might though if she meets the right lass.
Who do you think it would appeal to?
Someone with two anuses and a flexible ring, or two adventurous ladies.
Sexiness rating
6/10 because it looked good on her.
Price: £22.95
