Product
The Tongue
Cost
£19.99
Packaging
Gross. It looks like something disembodied you might find on the dusty back shelves of the Little Shop of Horrors or worse, in the bin at Sweeny Todd's barber shop... But then it's hard to make a giant tongue look appealing no matter how you package it. Think of it as entirely functional and it won't seem so disturbing.
What it promises...
It's a 'real-feel tongue that you women can control!'. Simply lie down, close your eyes (or you'll laugh when you see it licking away down below) and 'enjoy the twisting movement on the clitoris or just the relaxing feeling of the vibration.' And remember, 'You can even have it both ways'.... Whatever that means.
What it looks like
A cow's tongue.
What you're supposed to do with it...
Play around your clitoris and enjoy oral sex without the halitosis and constant whining of, "Are you almost there love, only I can't breathe..." etc. etc.
How long does it take to orgasm using this product?
If you're a lady, you know how you like it and where, so not long. It's very effective and the realistic flicking movement speeds things along nicely. Most women climax through stimulation rather than penetration, so this is a great little tool.
Will you use it again?
Yes.
Who do you think it would appeal to?
It's a universal fact that all women love oral sex. And those who aren't sure, well, it's just a question of coming across (or on) the rare man who knows his stuff. While gay women are blessed from the start, straight women have to spend hours coaching and teaching. This can get quite tiresome so this little thing, though ugly, is very useful and saves lots of time and energy. It's fast, and effective and well worth the money.
Sexiness rating
9/10 when it's in action, and 1/10 when it's staring you in the face.
Special Offer Price: £19.99
